Friday, February 11, 2011

The Everyday Hero Checklist

1. Wake up
2. Find the baby
3. Shake the baby so he wakes up
4. Find the baby chest strap
5. Put the baby chest strap on
6. Put the baby into it
7. Get in the shower
8. Wash the baby
9. Get out
10. Dry the baby
11. Feed the baby
12. Chill with the baby
13. Give the baby chocolate
14. Get the baby to stop crying
15. Put the baby back to sleep
16. Hold off mom trying to hug me for keeping the baby